Unfit, cold penis

First ride on the Peugeot last night! Good one Lee, chose a freezing cold night to go! Not just the first ride on the Peugeot either, it was my first ride for about a year... A few observations then:

1. It wasn't as painful as I thought it would be, but then I only did 7 miles
2. Toe clips are a right pain in the arse to get into & out off so screw them and back on with the SPD's
3. My new lights, although quite budget are amazing! Really, really good front lamp with a large flood not only lit the road well but ensured I would be seen! Very pleased with them! 
4. The bike rides well, is very comfortable in the drops and (my unfit legs, lungs and heart not withstanding) quite fast
5. Down tube shifters are a right pain in the arse too, not only is it annoying to reach them but I keep trying to change gear with the brake levers....
6. Freezing cold weather & muddy fox all season tights = HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PENIS!!!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!